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daily dirty grind

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.
Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.
by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010
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Daily Bread

Early 1900s slang for a working man's daily salary.
With the amount of daily bread I make, its just enough to support my family.
by Some Guy 343 December 15, 2013
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daily serving of fruit

A term of endearment of everyone's favorite gay friend; your daily conversation you have with your token gay friend
Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.

Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.
by TwinkleToes72 January 15, 2011
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daily fabrice

It is a saying when something goes wrong or something bad happens to a certain someone or yourself.
Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you. You have canciphilaids.
You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.
by concrete fisherman April 29, 2015
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deiya

Deiya. She is easily the most stunning girl anywhere and can make any bad day turn into a good one. And no matter how bad things will get just seeing her puts you at ease and did I mention she is the sweetest girl by far
1-See that really pretty girl there donating to a charity
2-Oh yeah that's a deiya
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dailydoseofchiscara

a person who posts amazing and hilarious daily chiscara content for all to see
Girl 1: Did you see that new post from dailydoseofchiscara?

Girl 2: Yeah I did!
by Fairyblue88 February 21, 2022
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Daily News | March 24, 2022

Typhoon hits the coastline and causes a flood.

An earthquake happened with a magnitude of 5.2

Donate Here! ⬇
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