chore deafness

what your kids get when you ask them to do chores the audio version of refrigerator blindness

Kimmi, it's your turn to do the dishes,,,no answer,,, you must have chore deafness

by Pete Russell February 21, 2008

quarter deaf

Half deaf in one ear

I am quarter deaf

by Nerd-minecraft3000 March 6, 2017

deafed off

When your long-term friend goes off with other people.

I'm being deafed off, Pezza's going off with that Jonesay

by ploppypoo October 1, 2010

DEAF AS A NUTWHISTLE

Deaf as a nutwhistle - said strongly in a Texan accent

"Deaf as a nutwhistle."

by ggteo April 30, 2020

deaf call

to fuck a girl called kerry in the ear and jizz on her glass's

i was bored so i deaf called kerry

by ice 13 March 20, 2009

tone-deaf

lacking in one's appreciation of music (not necessarily due to actually being tone deaf

I'm sorry but i just never payed much attention to music. I'm tone-deaf.

by The Return of Light Joker October 6, 2011

blind deaf

An up-and-coming metal/hardcore band in Elk Grove, CA.

Who's that hella good drummer from Blind Deaf?
Oh, that's blaqhawk!

by jklava October 23, 2007