danish sack

a scrotum that has not been washed in 3 weeks and 7 seconds

Bill Cosby has a danish sack.

by devondra January 17, 2009

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Dankeshite

A phrase that portrays your disappoint with the outcome of a desired situation. A sarcastic retort of your displeasure. A statement delivered with a distinct tone, and rapid in response.

Dankeshite Tom, ya really helped my out there ya prick!!!

John: I wanted to,get you a signed copy of the latest Barry Manilow CD...

Steve: Dankeshite John, with friends like you suicide is easier

by Bobby chops October 16, 2009

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A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.

A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.

by Stormagedan October 26, 2013

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danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.

'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

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'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'

by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015

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Danish Dryer

When hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. You then close the hatches and run the turbine. The rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil.

The only way to clean up this leak is to run the Danish Dryer.

by Ordam November 17, 2016

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