Dairy Queef

The act of eating a lot of dairy and have insane diarrhea while at the same time queefing. Can also happen during intercourse.

Hey Kate, so I was just in the bathroom having a dairy queef thinking about you.

by Dairy_Queef October 22, 2015

Dairy Queen

The thot that obtain the most semen out of all the other thots. The Dairy is the semen. The Queen is the thot that receives the Dairy.

Let's all gangbang the Dairy Queen tonight. Her parents are out of town this weekend.

by johnny boyy April 20, 2015

Fairy Dairy

A respectful but accurate description for jizz from a person who identifies as gay

I had an amazing evening. I swallowed all the fairy dairy he gave me - and then remembered i was lactose intolerant. Then it was a shitty night.

by Charliemademe July 13, 2018

dairy queen

dairy queen is a gay cow

i think your cow is gay she must be a dairy queen cause she only eats heyyyy

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 8, 2009

Dairy Wee

The smegma/cheese like substance found at the base of the head of a penis. A result of a cronic disregard for personal hygene.

A corruption of the brand of processed cheese called Dairy Lee in the UK and, obviously, wee, a British euphemism for urine.

Extra cheese on your footlong, sir?

No I have more than enough Dairy Wee for all. Gracias.

by OneWheeledStallion August 6, 2007

Dairy delights

Large boobies

Did you see her dairy delights dude!

by Endless man March 13, 2011

Dairy Tooth

Similar in nature to a sweet tooth.

A person is said to have a dairy tooth if they frequently have cravings for dairy products such as milk, cheese, yogurt, and ice cream.

John has such a dairy tooth that he could eat a brick of cheese in one sitting. It’s a good thing he isn’t lactose intolerant.

by Johnnyway December 3, 2010