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Cartoon Network

Hey Andy, what's on Cartoon Network tonight?
Sorry Matt, Teen Titans Go is playing again, we should just call it TTGN.
by Eric Cartman's father March 24, 2017
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Cartons

A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs

Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs

Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons
Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties
by I<3containersofmilk March 30, 2011
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Cartoon Network

A Channel which is doomed to failure due to blindly making itself more and more pitiful each day(I.E. Replacing Adult Swim Saturday with crappy Cartoons). By Replacing good cartoons with crappy, americanized animes and sorry attempts to imitate anime (I.E. Totally Spies ...), they have dug themselves farther and farther in the hole that they can never escape from.

R.I.P Cartoon Network (19xx - before they even started)
"Cartoon Network gets sadder and sadder everyday."
by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004
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cartoon network

a fucking piece of lame-ass shit network that hasn't shown a really good show (without franchizing the shit outta it) since before that gay-ass show hamtaro

some of the greatest shows to ever show on cartoon network were thundercats, sailor moon, mobile suit gundam/gundam wing, the first parts of DBZ, the original episodes of dexter's lab, the old ed, edd & eddy, trigun, cowboy bebop, grim & evil(maybe the grim adventures of B&M), samuri jack, and a few more i cant think of now

there is only three good shows left on cartoon network, all shown in adult swim(becoming increasingly gay every new series they air). these shows are futurama, ATHF and the boondocks. (no family guy is not really cool any more because they fucking overplay and whore the fuck out of it.) i seriously hope that the cartoon network exutives all fucking die in their sleep at the same time so that more show concious ppl will take over
my god Cartoon Network sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by angus BEEF!! May 3, 2006
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Anal Cartographer

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.
"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"
by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006
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cartoon network

Idiotic station that replaced cartoon cartoon fridays with the idioticly gay and baybyish Fridays, which, instead of showing Cartoon Cartoons shows boring 2-hour episodes of horrible anime like Pokemon "the movie" 2000
When will Cartoon Network take away the Fridays ****!
by asdklf; hdopf iophaops May 25, 2004
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Cartoon character

Someone who wears nearly the same outfit everyday
by Hiiipowa April 26, 2014
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