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flying crocodilio

A flying crocodilio is a much more ferocious version of the already extremely dangerous Crocodilio. They are still part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen, but they are also many other breeds of animals. They are native to Latrobe and can be seen pretty much anywhere around there. They tend to stick to the skies until about after midnight when they descend to the ground to look for prey. During the winter months when the crocodilioses hibernate deep underwater in special sacks to protect them from the cold, the flying crocodilio flys to Australia, where it steals the DNA of the inhabitants there to make itself stronger. In the 2011 year, they have grown longer, more powerful jaws, and their wing span has increased from 6ft to about 12ft. Be warned, if you see a flying crocodilio, get some cover ASAP and hope for the best."
Oh shit dude! It's a flying crocodilio! Run away while you still can!
by Black MacGyver June 29, 2011
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Crocidile Dunjew

Someone who is an outdoorsman and Jewish
Nathan: Yeah, they call me Crocidile Dunjew, I'm really good at climbing plus I go to temple everyday
by Nicky Harr May 16, 2006
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crocodile pie

to eat out a ten day old crusty fanny of an 80 year old women
oh man he said i cant believe in just ate a crocodile pie lol
by funkyman April 27, 2009
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Chocodile

A large, heavy set black woman, who displays a ferocious sexual appetite for members of the opposite sex. Chocodiles will often be seen unsuccessfully trying to seduce African American males; resulting in feelings of abandonment, overeating, and a strong dislike of white women.
Monique is a chocodile.
by idgafcal July 6, 2011
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Crocodile hunter

a person that must rummage through untrimmed pubic hair (bush) to find their partner's genitals.
Hey baby you need to shave that bush because I ain't no crocodile hunter!
by blvdz October 16, 2008
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crocodillahippohydroheffapig

a very unattractive female. Eg, FUGLY: fuck ugly
My god! that girl last night was such a crocodillahippohydroheffapig, it was unreal!!!!!
by busterbrown September 12, 2006
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crocodile slide

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it
'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'
by tara February 22, 2004
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