Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003

cold cooter

similar to the cold sholder, a female performs the cold cooter while riding in a car with her male companion. when he says something to anger her, she turns her hips, crosses her legs, looks out the window, and gives him the COLD COOTER

when i told my girlfriend that Suzie was hotter, she promptly gave me the cold cooter.

by matt36210 July 4, 2005

Cootch rot

(n). A disease-ridden vagina that belongs to a girl who lives in south Georgia

George caught the cootch rot from that skank from Claxton.

by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

chootiya

asshole, extremely irritating personallity

usko bat samajh nahin ati, wo barra chootiya hay
yeh kaya harkat ki hay chootiyay

by unknown June 11, 2006

cooterfisting

1. The act of balling one's hand up into a tight fist, and placing it into your partner's vagina, either vigorously or delicately. However it is usually rythmic.

2. The sensual act of ever so delicately teasing a woman lovingly, then suddenly penetrating with your entire fist. Can be quite effective when combined with suspenseful music. Make sure to wait until the climax of the song to ram your entire fist in.

3. Commonly referred to as a "hit below the waist" in boxing matches.

"Yo Derek I totally put a chick in the hospital last night!"
"Dude you didn't use roofies again did you?"
"Heck no man, I was cooterfisting!"

by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

Fortune Cootchie

fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.

"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.

by Wayhard January 17, 2008

juicy cooter

Another name for the popular store, Juicy Coutre.

Hey mom, can we please go shopping at the Juicy Cooter today?

by Aphik December 30, 2009