crocker

A middle school in Hillsborough, California where blond girls tend to be loose, stoners tend to be thought of as "cool", and the people who don't wrap themselves in riches, don't make fun of others, and don't have petty personalities feel alienated. The asian to white ratio is 50:50.

Guy one: Yeah I went to Crocker. Some people think it was the best experience ever, but I tend to disagree. It wasn't the real world and wasn't me.
Guy two: Are you kidding? I had amazing keg parties every weekend at my parents mansion while they were off in Bali!
Guy One: You are a joke.
Guy two: Man I loved getting smashed in 6th grade, how cool am I?!

by Will the ninja pirate October 30, 2006

chris crocker

An openly gay young man who most likely has schizophrenia, ADHD, or some other mental illness and needs constant supervision. Also probably the funniest guy on youtube. Most known for his emotional outburst following Britney Spears' God-awful performance at the VMAs, where he begged everyone who cares to listen to "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

Chris Crocker seems like a fun gay. I'd go clubbing with him.

by Kirbiet November 12, 2007

chris crocker hater

A person who hate's on chris crocker and spends time putting him down. Even though it's stupid because if you really didn't like him then why bother spending your "valuble" time and write or say things about him. They usually have issue's with themselves or don't have a life. and more so sipping on hateraide and munching on hater-tots

This is a conversation between two chris crocker hater's

Hater One : I hate chris crocker !

Hater Two : SAME !

HAter One :

Let's waste our time and our lives, lets go on an urban dictionary and rant on him casuse were hating!

Hater Two : GREAT IDEA !

by Just saying June 28, 2008

Crickey

A sarcastic take on Australia's slang "Crikey" which is an expression of surprise or shock, or used in admiration/awe. Possibly originated from Americans on the internet.

Crickey mate! she's a fighter

by timmo999 June 9, 2018

Cockeysville Middle School

It's a school where there are specific social classes. All the sporty and popular people, semi-popular and then the average, along with the invisible. Little long lockers that are a disgusting color for 6&7th grade but 8th graders get blue painted lockers (yea that's fair). The teachers are varied. Good, bad, boring, funny, everything is there. We have ugly gym uniforms (which I guess is common in schools. You don't really need to look amazing in gym though). There are still good people in the school otherwise, along with people barely tolerable. The good this is if you end up going to high school you will most likely be going to dulaney, better then most high schools.

Cockeysville middle school means the good, bad and the ugly.

by sabby.arts August 1, 2015

Davey Crockett

A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.

by fathat69 September 25, 2013

crocker

a fat lazy male figure that sits on his computor all day with no breaks

that crocker is way to lazy

by adam kevin August 2, 2006