Alex and Cristian

Two people who are PERFECT for each other. They know how to make each other laugh, and they always have a good time together. They have a 100% love compatibility, and should definitely get married someday.

Billy: "Hey, you know Alex and Cristian?"
Jan: "OH MY GOSH, they look SO adorable together!!"

by Billy Jean Gutface February 27, 2011

Cristiano Ronaldo

Danielle Verde's man... The most perfect man alive; both soccer-wise and looks-wise... hands off biatches :P

'omg is that Cristiano and Danielle'
'Oh yehhhh, aren't they just the cutest couple'
'Fowwwwww showwwwwwwww'

by dani March 31, 2005

cristiano ronaldo

probably the hottest man a live and the biggest jerk in the world. He is a crybaby with a perfectly tan and ripped body. HE also is a very talented soccer player who has made the number 7 an awesome number!!! But everyone hates him and he needs to get over himself, except he is total sex bomb!

dude that guy is such a cristiano ronaldo
i know he is such a freak

by jen z October 31, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo

a great footballer. i am a girl, and i realize how good looking he is, but i truly think he is a football genius. honestly, have you seen his footwork? he may not be on his top game right now but that's probably because of personal reasons - namely his child that was just born. he is a great portuguese football player with immense talent. he moved from madiera to lisbon to play on sporting cp when he was eleven years old, and was sold to manchester united when he was 16. recently, he became the most expensive footballer in the world, when he was sold to real madrid cf. he is now 25 years old.

Cristiano Ronaldo has ridiculous skill!

by xixirinha July 9, 2010

Cristian

Cristian is a bitch ass nigga he’s one of the gayest niggas you’ll ever know he will suck your cock on sight if you ask he is one of those guys who loves to eat ass he usually is really bad at games

Cristian is a bitch ass nigga

by Monstercock90000 April 8, 2019

cristian

A stupid little Asian cunt who eats ass for a living and will cause u to kill urself after 5 seconds of being near him. He will probably say dumb shit and everybody hates him for it. Nobody loves him.

"I hate that annoying little Asian named cristian."

by Death to many, but not all March 26, 2019

cristiann

Daniel Gale's soul mate.

funny quirky silly cute booty pale brunette stylish smart classy dreamer sweaters vegas cristiann

by dreamcullen February 3, 2010