the blue crayon is typically the most used crayon in a box... therefore a person who is a blue crayon is used...a lot...and well, basically it's just a nice phrase for slut.
by jatri August 20, 2011
Get the blue crayonmug. When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.
These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
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I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.
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I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
Get the ass crayonmug. Nickname for a UK army cadet given to them as most, if not all, are idiots who do not understand that crayons are not food. Yes Jimmy this im talking about you, and i know it was just once but you still did it.
by Fjfjfjfhfjfhfjfhfh June 12, 2018
Get the Crayon Eatermug. Vicious anal penetration to cause bleeding. Once the the bleeding occurs,
pull out and piss on the wound(butt). The mixture of the red blood and the
yellow piss creates the Orange Crayon. The crayon can be used to tag the
wall with your name upon completion.
pull out and piss on the wound(butt). The mixture of the red blood and the
yellow piss creates the Orange Crayon. The crayon can be used to tag the
wall with your name upon completion.
by Jimmy Distefano December 10, 2003
Get the Orange Crayonmug. A (Blunt) with syrup on it wrapped with (rolling papers). It was named because it resembles a White Crayon. The main benefit being that it lasts longer..
Original way
1. Roll your blunt
2. Lather with (Aunt Jemima) maple syrup
3. Microwave
4. Freeze
5. Wrap with joint papers (twist the excess to a point)
Original way
1. Roll your blunt
2. Lather with (Aunt Jemima) maple syrup
3. Microwave
4. Freeze
5. Wrap with joint papers (twist the excess to a point)
by Mr BuBBleZ October 24, 2012
Get the White Crayonmug. term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.
generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.
generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.
by olivereb October 8, 2009
Get the crayon textmug. by Duechnozzle11142000 March 10, 2016
Get the booty crayonmug.