sauce chasm

The gap between the crust of a pizza and the beginning of the cheese. The exorbitant amount of sauce that is collected in between the two, serving no other purpose than to piss you off. The no man's land where the cheese ends and the crust begins, covered only by marinara.

I left an extra inch of pizza because the sauce chasm was too overpowering.

by lotsawasabi09 July 26, 2012

Inverse Cramer

The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.

Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!

by qualidafial March 21, 2021

post nap cram session

The period following a nap (and/or prolonged stint away from the internet) during which a social networking addict catches up on everything they've 'missed' on Facebook, Twitter, blogs and the like while they were asleep.

Normal Person: Hey call me when you wake up, maybe we can grab a bite.

Social Networking Addict: no can do, I've got a post nap cram session planned for right after I wake up.

NP: You're such a loser

by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010

Cram it in the boot

have butt sex

"Have you ever crammed it in the boot before?"
"I'm going to cram it in the boot!"
"Cram it!!"
"Cram that robot in!"

by miss_mufa February 25, 2011

Cylia Chasman

She is the most prettiest beautiful girl In the world she is perfect:)

Cylia chasman is gorgeous

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Pulled a Chasm

Getting lapped by the top 4 racers at a cycloccross race, only to receive a 5th place standing by accident. Also, Pulling a Chasm.

I pulled a Chasm at Boulevard Cup.

by ChrisGo! October 24, 2014

crambles

A merging of the teams Crunk and Shambles, headed by youtubers SimonisCRUNK and Dan2Shambles.

'Team Crunk or Shambles?' 'I'm in Team Crambles!'

by xo3 July 28, 2009