Crank

1 Australian Slang: To Masterbate

2. Kickass movie with the legend that is Jason Statham.

1. Man i had a crank before, was gewd.

2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.

by Pariahzero June 1, 2009

Crank

Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.

Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.

by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010

Crank

Cool; Awesome; Sick

Guy 1: "Did you just see that Kickflip?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude. It was totally crank!"

by Barry Walters May 12, 2011

crank

A form of masturbation usually undertaken by emos. They cry while they wank. Originating from the words "cry" and "wank"

Enrrique and Eke had a crank today, together.

by Smilevski May 20, 2009

crank

the best motherfuckin drug out there...

i love crank, do u love crank...got crank?

by N.S & J.S June 11, 2006

crank

this word can mean anything you want it to.
cool ugly crazy fun

A: Did you go to Jordan's party last night?
B: Yeah man! It was crank as hell!

A: look at that ugly bitch over there.
B: yeah, shes crank.

by j-smet1717 January 16, 2008

crank

The penis, cock, dick, male sex organ

If she grabs your crank you grab her snatch

by springfield June 24, 2007