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The Cranberry

On a short trip, usually for smokes or pop tarts to the local convenience store, you let out a very thick fart. This fart will not be smelled until you get back in the car after making your purchase. Hence, it has "lingered" in the car, waiting for you.

You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.
Dude, I cranberried myself this morning. I puked all the way home from speedway. Last time I accidentally pull The Cranberry on myself.

Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.
by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010
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Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.
I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.
by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010
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trippin' cranberry

To be stumbling through or over the pussy
by Robotomatic April 12, 2008
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Cranberry Juice

Alcohol that has been taken from a party by an individual for drinking later on. It is stored in some sort of innocent looking container for safe transport and storage, such as a juice bottle (hence cranberry juice). Usually liquor, it could also be a can or bottle of beer which isn't stored in a different container. The act of taking cranberry juice is often performed by younger drinkers that do not have an alcohol hookup.
Amanda: "Hey do you have any booze?"

Dave: "Ehh not much. Just a little cranberry juice from last weekend."
by hambone209 October 2, 2010
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cranberry surprise

N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.
After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.
by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010
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The Cranberry

"When a man is about to ejaculate and the woman punches him as hard as she can in the nuts"
Dude I was having sex with Mary last night and she got me with the cranberry.
by Jdaddy84 January 3, 2016
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popping a cranberry

When you have anal sex for the first time. This could be with men or women.
"So, GIVE ME THE DETAILS!"
"well, after a couple beers I finally convinced her to let me pop her cranberry"

Popping a cranberry
by Immortal Jake October 19, 2006
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