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Corvette

A vehicle created by GM company Chevrolet, seen as it's flagship GT car it has been in production since 1953, the beginning was great but towards the C-3 the car gained a lot of criticism from its terrible design, and its massive gas consuming engine that could not beat a Smart car. Chevrolet fixed it but the corvette name was ruined, and it has been. The corvette has been boring up until the C-7, the ones before where not as fast as modified imports, or even stock ones from all over Europe and Japan, the ones before the C-7 and after the C-3 where made out of the worst quality ever, if one where to step inside the cabin of 2005 corvette it would feel like you are in a Chevy Cobalt (a cheap car made by chevy), the corvette also shared many interior and exterior parts from cheap cars from GM. The car was very plain and just proved to Europe how the U.S is unable to make a GT, but the C-7 is Chevrolets latest shot at the GT market, a new more exotic style that tries to compete with Italian cars, and technology made to take on the germans, yet Chevy had many problems that had not been fix but known for a year, GM recalled many in late 2014- 2015 and the Corvette is hard to find because of this. The vehicle holds a place in American culture but it's just another V-8 that is overhyped that gets beaten by a garage built 4-Cyl or 6-Cyl Japanese car, or the Nissan GT-R (any model) at big boy races
America: We have a new corvette
Japan: 我々は1994年にそのような何かを持っていました
Germany: oh nett, gesehen die neue porche 9-11?
GM: Kind of , it's been recalled
by Josh98 May 25, 2015
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Corbean Corvette

by Corbeaner August 2, 2022
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red Corvette

An idiom is used to refer to a dream that may or may not be attainable.
Going out with her is like a red Corvette!
by Me Roboto January 3, 2023
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Corvette

A piece of dumbshit ass car which claims to be better than Mustang. Idk about you but man that car is fucked up and slow and crashes all the fucking time. A 1990s Prius is better.
Normy Guy: Hey the new corvette goes really fast.

Cool Guy: WTF thats bullshit

Normy Guy: Why its badass its 212 mph

Cool Guy: Well fuck that Ford GTs are faster

Normy Guy: what how?

Cool Guy: Its fucking 225 mph nowadays dumbass bitch

Normy: Oh ok i get it imma buy that shit fuck chevy
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Corvette

Boomer: Back in my day we used domestic muscle cars instead of those imports that all the snowflakes drive nowadays.
Also boomer: I'll have you know my corvette is much faster than the NSX.
Me: Ok boomer!
by jotaro123456 November 17, 2020
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C7 Corvette

The greatest model of car from America. Rumor has it that it’s power source is the wings of an angel.
Check out my hellcat!

That won’t do shit against a c7 corvette
by Son of Stenhouse June 20, 2023
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