Cocksicle

A refreshingly ice cold dick that's typically enjoyed by young women (and gay dudes)as a means of cooling off on a hot summer day. Can also be shoved into one's orifice of choice for additional ice cold pleasure.

Paul is "nothing like a cocksicle to celebrate the end of exams!" (someone's actual facebook status)

Zach: "Was it cherry-vanilla jizz flavored or just the original jizz flavor?" (actual comment on person's facebook status)

by Quadrillon VIII May 9, 2009

School of Hard Cocks

Rip off offa the "School of hard knocks"

A "Goer"
A "Girl"

John- Josh, where does that girl work?
Dave- She works in the Mall, she is still at school
John- High school?
Dave-Yeah, and the school of hard cocks from what I hear!
John-Nice one!

by Graham Wallace, Mr Wallace Esq October 22, 2008

cockslammer

a really big faggot or someone who likes to slam cocks down their throat at high speeds

you want to fuck my 14 year old sister? fuck you u fucking cockslammer

by lambogod December 30, 2012

breath of a thousand cocks

someone that sucks heaps of cock and stabs people in the back to get places.eg job positions.

Fuck me How did Greg the Job as our Boss? Tom replies, Because he has the "breath of a thousand cocks".

by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007

nipple cocks

elongated nipples that resemble cocks

dude that bitch had massive nipple cocks

by hood.rich October 20, 2008

corkscrew

A vaguely sexual maneuver in which 2 (or more?) dudes in DayZ align their bodies and synchronize roll.

That DayZ streaming video took a turn for the perverse when Deagen and Phy started corkscrewing like crazy.

by Bromacho August 22, 2012

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005