convo

when someone is begging a conversation with another person

hi James
that's just convo

by tangoblast September 10, 2020

Convobortion

The act of bringing what could be a rich conversation to an immediate and often untimely halt.

"I hate it when people commit convobortion you know?"
"Yeah, I found blood in my urine today."

by 5hmuck December 9, 2008

Convenient News Network

The Convenient News Network (or CNN,) is the news channel on TV that everybody in movies watches because it always reports on exactly the thing you want to know about. This phrase was coined by Cleolinda Jones who writes the m15m livejournal.

Famous Actor: "Somebody just told me about some vague interesting thing that's important to the plot, I better turn to the Convenient News Network to find out more, because I just know that's what they'll be talking about when I turn on the TV, which, of course, is already on the exact channel I was going to watch anyway."

by savetheinternet.com June 30, 2008

Convojack

Verb - The action of a person or persons that jump into the middle of a conversation and start talking over everyone putting in thier two cents whether it was asked for ot not.

"So i was talking to Steve the other day about his wife being pregnant right, and in jumps Marcy and John and they totally convojack me because they have had a kid recently. Those two seem to convojack me at every chance they get"

by METAL BLOOD July 9, 2009

Convo Lonvo

An extreme case of when someone starts an unwanted conversation with you. You can be minding your business/ doing something and someone just comes out of nowhere and wants to talk to you for no reason. It is common for someone to not even say the words, but to just make the letter ‘C’ and then ‘L’ with their right hand.

Person #1 - (talking to Person #2 about a new tv show)
Person #3 - (comes out of nowhere) “oh yeah I’ve heard that show's really good.”
Person #1 - (makes the letter ‘C’ then ‘L’ in the persons face)
Person #2 - “ For real, Convo Lonvo!”
Person 1# - “ why are you even chatting to us like we’re friends.”

by Tyrese Walters June 14, 2019

Multi Conversationalist

That friend that makes or receives a phone call and then starts having a conversation with someone in the room as well as the person on the phone.

OMG, Lorrie is the worst. The other day she called me and as soon as I said "Hello" she said "Hey" then started a conversation that I could not follow. Then she asked me what I was doing, and then back to the other person then me..... and so on, therefore becoming a Multi Conversationalist. Drives me BONKERS!!!!

by G-Mom February 18, 2010

double conversation

Usually through texting or IMing, two people are speaking to one another about a certain topic and during the delay on one of the person's responses, the other person puts in something irrelevant to what they are about to answer. When the other person finishes typing the first response, he/she then begin to respond to the irrelevant comment during the time the other person responds to the first answer. Thus continues a spiral of confusion which usually ends in them asking one another what they are talking about and what they are referring to, topic 1 or 2.

Jim: Hey did you see the new Tim Burton movie?
Anna: *Anna is typing...*
Jim: Oh and btw Lauren got a new puppy!
Anna: No I didn't see it yet. Is it good?
Jim: *Jim is typing...*
Anna: OMG a new puppy? What kind!
Jim: It was okay. More shitty music. I miss Danny Elfman's old stuff.
Jim: Its a chihuahua. Like her old one.
Anna:Yeah I miss it.
Jim: Yeah. It was so much more dynamic.
Anna: Wait.. what? Her old dog?
Jim: No, his music.
Anna: Whose music.
Jim: I'm confused..... sigh. I hate double conversations.

by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down September 12, 2012