CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.
Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.
Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.
Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?
Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
Natalie: what's that?
Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 20, 2024
Get the Compulsive Num Num Disordermug. Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.
Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.
Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.
When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.
My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.
My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.
by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021
Get the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxymug. When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
Get the Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)mug. Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.
by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021
Get the Obsessive compulsive disordermug. an ugly female who is addicted to sending gross pictures of her vagina. will get guys to do her homework for blow jobs.
there is a song that goes with it
oh please touch me there,
this is my pleasure square,
i get so much action there,
F, U, C, K,
suck it, blow it all the way !
it is usually seen by others as pathetic.
there is a song that goes with it
oh please touch me there,
this is my pleasure square,
i get so much action there,
F, U, C, K,
suck it, blow it all the way !
it is usually seen by others as pathetic.
Nicole is such a compulsize floozy because she sends pictures of her vagina to people she doesnt even know
other person: hahahah ! pathetic.
other person: hahahah ! pathetic.
by smackers February 28, 2009
Get the compulsize floozymug. Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"
by QuacksO July 8, 2021
Get the obcessive-compulsivemug. A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
Get the compulsive torx-bit savermug.