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compassibility

The ability to navigate through unknown or unfamiliar surroundings with no navigational instruments.
Using his compassibility, Shelby was able to get us back to the hotel in Amsterdam.
by newbish October 7, 2007
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Moral compass

A navigation tool that can get somebody through a pandemic.
If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compass 《🧭 》: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Golden compass

A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....
I scored with that golden compass from the club last night, worst 2 minutes of my entire night.
by TheRealAustralians August 18, 2021
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compass-brain

A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.
Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.
by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017
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Compassion

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! NO! NO! NONE OF THAT! I'm all tapped out! You didn't need a man a second ago! What happened? You can't choose wrong so... What happened!? Now you need ALL of the men to pay for you to feed the kids you shat out fucking someone other than them?
Hym "No. You don't have any compassion and mine is gone. You can legalize prostitution and you can tax THAT. Or use that to feed the kid. OR make the guy who fucked you pay. Or don't have them. 0 dollars."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
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