colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.
Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.
by yellowboy July 10, 2005
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colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.
This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.
by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006
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Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.
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by J_LA December 25, 2003
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colon crusher

1.A homosexual who performs balls deep anal intercourse on his male counterpart.

2. Another name for a homosexual.
1. It took James several days to walk normal again after he received a colon crusher from Bill.

2. If you walk into a gay bar, you are more than likely to see more than just one colon crusher.
by agent6 February 19, 2011
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Pina Colonic

A term used by Homer Simpson during the episode 'Sunday, Cruddy, Sunday'. It's an obvious reference to the 1979 song 'Escape' by Rupert Holmes (also known as the pina colada song)
'If you like pina colonics and getting caught in the rain, passing out in the ocean.'
by OzramNeje March 11, 2015
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colon conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador
by HIRAM1079 September 20, 2006
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colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).
Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.
by whiplash72 January 21, 2015
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