Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

Colonel Sanders by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

Colonel Boogie March by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Colonel Sanders

When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.

It's" finger licking good".

Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.

Colonel Sanders by Nastyneeder February 8, 2019

Colonel_Failure 

A person/player that plays various cosmic servers. Cries when he loses ks sets met pets and or sky/prisons sets.

Hey look he burned a K.S set to a cell guard, what a Colonel_Failure

Colonel_Failure by pu55ysl4y3r69 October 22, 2020

Colonel Sanders has a wife 

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

Colonel Sanders has a wife by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Colonel Autumn 

Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.

@Colonel Autumn hey idiot i love you <333

Colonel Autumn by loveydoveym6no June 2, 2021

colonel of truth 

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.

In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.

colonel of truth by QuacksO June 4, 2021