Collier

Collier is a fricking nerd. If you need your math homework done, just ask Collier. He is really fucking skinny but could also yeet you into the air with extreme force. I don't understand. He needs to get his goddamn quiche out of people's ovens. He also has an entire state in his backyard. Basically, Collier is just an albino nerd who likes the color black.

"Dang did you see that guy Collier?"
"Yeah man, what a nerd!"

by Big Papa Arizona September 25, 2019

collie

1. A breed of dog known for its herding ability
2. A huge bitch who draws strange crap when she isn't hugging puppies

1. Lassie was a collie
2. I wish Collie would shut the hell up

by zombieface March 6, 2005

collie

a coal mining town in the south-west of WA, Australia
Full of inbreds and Pot Addicts
Often Refered to as - "the hole"
Avoid going here at all costs

No wonder that chick got murdered by her best friends, its collie we're talking about.

by T3H J4S0M35T3R November 11, 2008

Rollie Pollie Collie

A girl that sings and uses facebook is really nice and has alot of jokes with

i was in bel canto and this girl helped me with my music and told me a joke an i was like wow your such a Rollie Pollie Collie

by EMMINGER May 8, 2010

Large Hadron Collider

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).

case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!

by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008

Border Collie

(n) Used to describe someone whose positive attributes, such as enthusiasm, friendliness or good looks, are completely undone by their mind boggling stupidity. The type of person who would do anything to please you if only they could remember what it was. Or who, in their excitement, is likely to urinate right where they stand if you say something nice to them or feed them a snack.

"Mate, that bloke's got a touch of the Border Collie about him."
"She was up for it, but I had to walk away when she went all Border Collie on me."

by bonzasaurus December 14, 2008

jacob collier

the most remarkable man on earth. he is caring, attentive, talented, and so supportive. he will make you feel like the only person on earth anytime you talk to him. he is too nice to his haters. i am always ready to fight people on his behalf. he is so humble. he writes the sweetest love songs on earth and makes whoever he loves feel so special. his music theory skills never fail to blow me away. his brain is like mine, but different. he makes me feel seen. he will make you feel so cared for, i cannot explain. he may not always be available, but when you do get to spend time together, he’ll make you forget about any time apart. he is my end game.

i am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with jacob collier, he gives me the love i’ve always deserved to have reciprocated.

by thesunisinmyeyes November 23, 2021