commodore sex

Having sex with your holden commodore. Basically you stick your dick into the fuel tank, rub it and the car will absorb your cum like It's petrol. It's the best form of weird sex if you have no girlfriend.

person 1: I had commodore sex last night and got trashed!

Person 2: What?

by BigBunnyrabbits March 22, 2019

commode

a chair with a fitting hole, in the center.

Don't sit on the commode.

by Aruna SL September 14, 2015

Commodore

Australia's favourite car. Currently the most popular car sold in Australia, due to the fact that it is faster, and more refined than its main competitor, the Ford Falcon.

The drivers that won Bathurst for the last two years in a row were driving VY Commodores.

by Someone Else March 16, 2005

Commodore

A straight, married military man who has many qualities that are associated with homosexuality (love of ABBA, wearing smart clothes, a fetish for wearing uniforms, etc). Must be too old to be a meterosexual.

Named for the highest ranking member of the IMDb Farenheit 9/11 message board, who is a Commodore in the Royal Navy.

"I know this great guy; you should hook up with him"
"I'm a Commodore, I'm not gay"

by Norbert Dentrissential February 27, 2005

Commode-o Dragon

While getting a blumpkin, you vomit on the girl.

Yo janice was a freak, but she wasn't ready for the commode-o dragon.

by Figgman December 18, 2010

Commodus Interuptus

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.

When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.

by Tito C. May 8, 2008

Hot Commodity

The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).

Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?

Nah, I didn't want to intrude.

by Pappa Largo December 26, 2008