Cocker

When your still a small child and don’t want to lose all your innocence and don’t want to say cock so you say cocker

I looked out the window and I say that the bird had a huge cocker

by Sister cam November 10, 2018

cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024

Cocker Blocker

Fuck you dad..

Papa is a cocker blocker

by Jame Carden September 18, 2016

Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.

"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"

by Ipswichch August 28, 2023

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around

Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school

by Dazzledust January 14, 2023

Cocker Spaniel

A song by Midwest rapper Farrad Heights, released on his 2025 mixtape "Za Life".

Farrad: "My girl pussy smell like cob webs!!!!! Ma gurl puss smell like dry chicken! Cocker spaniel bitch! Stop bitchin'!"

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom May 19, 2025

uncocky cocker

Someone who, in class, always raises their hand to answer a question and thinks they are 100% right, but it then turns out that they are 100% wrong and the teacher says "kinda" or something other than no to make them think they're right so the cycle repeats.

Teacher: So does anyone know how exactly this formula works?

Uncocky Cocker: Yes! So this number is like the same as the other so they are like linked and it works like that!

Teacher: Almost!

by LeAlex January 26, 2014