Cockaine

A horrible misspelling/mispronunciation of cocaine

Your Honor what you found in my car was just a bunch of sugar I have never even heard of cockaine and I have nothing of the sort.

by Sacredfart May 19, 2023

Cockamonagous

Something completely, laughably, ridiculous or wrong.

Orange man said he committed no crimes.
"That's Cockamonagous!"

by Riffael June 20, 2023

cockhole

Offensive word for ukrainians. Used by Russians, cause it sounds similiar to "hohol" (another offensive word for ukrainians).

Hey, cockhole, get off from this thread! You're CIPSO hohloschweine!

by pidorashkotarabs January 20, 2024

cockhole

Offensive word for Ukrainians made by Russians. Used because "cockhole" sounds like "hohol", another offensive word describing Ukraine citizens.

Hey you, cockhole, get off from this thread! CIPSOschweine +15, catch the Calibre!

by pidorashkotarabs January 20, 2024

Kung Pao Cockhole

When you put 2 chopsticks into your urethera and slowly pull them apart

Andy gave Jared a Kung Pao Cockhole last night and now it only takes him 3 seconds to pee

by Evder December 24, 2023

Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019