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rusty clarinet

The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.

If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.
by McGuirk September 15, 2008
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clareze

Amazing, strong person, will be casually found in a karate class or skipping class.
Her friends will usually adore her and looks up to her as a hero.Anybody that has a friend named Clareze is VERY lucky :)
Person 1: « YOOOO BROOO I GOT THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER HER NAME IS CLAREZE :DD »
Person2: » YOOO BROOO DAS COOL »
by KakaIfYouKnowYouKnow November 22, 2021
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clarinet-mantic

Clarinet-Mantic means Clarinet Romantic. You like band kids but prefer Clarinet players because of there funny attitude and they always think your perfect.
Look at him, Im such a clarinet-mantic.
by im altosaxual May 12, 2022
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Clarinet Player

Someone superior to everyone (including the band director). A clarinetist enjoys long walks on the beach and being a better person than everyone else. Also infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
Person 1: Woah, is that a Clarinet Player?
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
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Clarite

It is a word used to describe beauty and clarity. Normally used when you see something very beautiful.
Have you seen the fireworks display last night? Isn't it so Clarite?
by Aki Tsukuyomi June 18, 2022
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Charizelle

They are the most caring person you’ll ever meet! They are very responsible and very humorous! They probably is most likely the most stunning person you have ever seen. They are a strong and a independent person and a hard worker. They need to be praised more often for there hard work. They deserve it!
Man you did all that charizelle? I wish I was responsible as you.

I need someone like Charizelle!
by Castor17 June 21, 2023
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Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis
by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019
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