Kyras clay

It’s main goal is to blow up and then act like it don’t know nobody.

Person I cannot name for legal reasons: “Kyra, you’re clay is too thick and it’ll blow up.”

Other person I cannot name for legal reasons: “Nobody:

Kyras Clay: My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don’t know nobody aye, ahahaha.”

by go bonkers ye April 27, 2019

T-Clay

The hottest man alive. Has the biggest ass. It looks like minecraft underwear. Also gets sturdy.

Oh my god look and minecraft underwear. T-Clay is so Hot.

by Curry Mingle April 3, 2023

dropping a clay davis

Taking a giant shit. Like, 15 minutes in the bathroom shit. It is named for Senator Clay Davis from The Wire, known for his elongated "Sheeeeeeeeeeeee-it"

Bob: Yo, how long has Tim been in there?
Todd: About half an hour. Dude's dropping a clay davis.

by Señor Justicia June 23, 2010

Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D

Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!

by tonyfamous June 23, 2011

clag

Clag can also refer to any smoke or byproduct of a large diesel engine's Starting or pulling heavy loads as seen with trains and semi's

During Locomotive starts, there's excessive clag

by Northstar2007 November 6, 2007

Clag knot

Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.

"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"

by Tonybeak October 1, 2005

Clay-mie

n. When one shaves their head thusly giving them the appearance of or pertaining to clay. Clay head. Clay-mation. having {cotz}

Did you see after-hat photo of Clay-mie? Looks like an oily version of mr. potato head!

by clay-mie January 11, 2009