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Chumming

The act of cumming in ones pants while your girlfriend is getting ready to have sex with you.
When the man saw his girlfriend taking her top off, to his dismay, he started chumming in his pants.
by The BEAST of buttshecks November 2, 2010
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chuming

Chuming occurs when you get drunk off of Bloody Mary's and vomit it up. The vomit looks very similar chum or ground up fish used in baiting sharks.
After my 8th Bloody Mary I did some chuming all over the back seat of my car.

Beer bonging that six pack of Bud Light/ Clamato resulted in me chuming all over the bathroom.
by biggarton October 30, 2009
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Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping
John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.
by MaChar October 11, 2013
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Crumping

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)
Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.
by E-Tay March 18, 2008
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Chimping

In an online discussion or debate it is the act of putting unrelated data or questions into a response to deflect from the original point.
User 1: The sky is very blue today
User 2: But have you seen how bad the economic figures are this month?
User 1: Please stick to the subject and stop chimping.
by rd_303 March 8, 2015
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Chumming

The act of a guy flirting with a girl.
Explanation:
The main word of an analogy comparing flirting with Tuna Fishing. Chumming, in tuna fishing, is the act of chopping up fish to throw into the water to attract tuna fish to come eat the bait (chum) and then subconsciously eat a piece of bait with a hook attached to it.

This is then translated to real life when a guy flirts with a girl he is "chumming" by trying to attract the girl to him.

If you have nice bait, or chum, for example it is much easier to catch a tuna.

Some tuna fishermen have nice chum, but have bad hooks, rods or lines.

And vice versa. A master tuna fisherman would be Channing Tatum who has nice chum, hooks, lines, and a nice boat to bring the tuna fish back to port with.
"Graham is chumming so hard right now."

"Yeah dude, but the tuna hes going for is not highgrade tuna - stuff wont sell for alot back in port."

Or,
"I was chumming so hard but the tuna just werent biting."

"Ah, shit man, i guess we will to to another party.
by FCTunaBoat February 5, 2015
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crumping

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.
by Perry Mole February 16, 2007
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