choadblock

Vehicles in front of you driving in adjacent lanes going slightly below the speed limit, preventing anyone from passing.

Mike:"Sorry I'm late man, these douchebags in front of me would not get out of the way and caused a choadblock.

by yaker11 February 28, 2013

Choad Yodler

One who inserts male balls into mouth and performs the art of yodling at its greatest potential

I wish i could find a talented Choad Yodler right now due to current stress levels in my life

by dmanson November 23, 2014

Chordster

a person who claims to be able to play the guitar but has only mastered chords. fast rock riffs are alien to them and even hard powerchord shifts are a stretch. the chords is by no means not skilled; just limited in the art of rocking out.

Hey Nick, so are we jamming later?
Yea Aiman is coming too.
Ah crap! isnt he a chordster?

yea... we'll have to carry his slack.

by tautau the bice January 26, 2015

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

choadtelle

A troll of white supremacist patriarchy.

He could not sleep at night worrying about how he could explain how he was the expert on sexism because of choadtelle.

by lauraholt August 22, 2018

choadman

An American roadman (usually despised by both chavs and normal people)

Person 1- Theres a new guy in Jimmys form
Person 2- Yea? Whats he like?
Person 1- A right choadman

by lotsofzero April 9, 2022

rocco choad

a person who skates,is small,a dork. with a vrry small dick

hey rocco choad

by h2otessopre April 17, 2019