trouser chili

The act of blowing mud in ones pants,slacks or jeans.

Gordon could not find a cork to cram up his crack, so he said "Fuck it" and proceeded to make a batch of trouser chili in front of all the customers in the store

by Scott311 June 15, 2007

Chili Dribs

Streaks and stains and dribbles is stool in the gusset of a dude’s underwear from poor wiping or semi-loose stool and a little too much flatulence.

My wife said she’s done doing my laundry. Too many chili dribs.

Monday’s are rough after partying a weekend. I get the chili dribs at my desk.

My asshole was on fire this morning from the chili dribs.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

making chili

Anal sex (regardless of object for penetration) resulting in defecation.

Gerald and Patsy were making chili last night. Apparently the clean-up was totally gnarly.

by unmentionablequestionables January 22, 2017

netflix and chili

When you are talking about finishing leftover chili while watching your favorite show or movie on Netflix then realize what you just said.

"Hey babe, you know what I want to do with you tonight...... Netflix and chili! Oh wait, uuuhhhhh......

by Marchosias July 29, 2017

Chili Pointers

A male hairstyle similar to frosted tips in which the tips of spikey hair are dyed a dark red color.

Frosted tips are for pussies real men get chili pointers!

by AquaStarBear January 12, 2021

lunch at chili's

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.

George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.

by FatherGuido December 23, 2009

chili coma

A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.

Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.

by thebumpasspodcast September 13, 2016