The dirt under the dirt of the finger nails of society who are usually seen wearing Adidas or Nike trainers with filthy Nike tracksuits tucked into their socks. Chavs try to look "hard" with a drugged up appearance with one half shaved eyebrow while spitting onto floors or robbing old people's homes.
The bottom run of society. If approached by a chav, consider yourself lucky if they only ask you for a cigarette or some spare change.
The bottom run of society. If approached by a chav, consider yourself lucky if they only ask you for a cigarette or some spare change.
Person 1: Oh look it's one of THOSE chavs..
Person 2: Lets hope it doesn't come up to us either asking us for money or to try and beat us up
Person 2: Lets hope it doesn't come up to us either asking us for money or to try and beat us up
by Ilikeshite November 07, 2009
a deprived social class, usually originating from poor families, brought up in an environment of sexual abuse and beatings. Will wear any cheap bling to fit in the crowd. usually like saying words such as *bruv, innit, yeaaahhh or bass!!* usually wear the same clothes several times over before even considering washing them. Are part of the most hated culture in all of Britain
by duboc April 30, 2007
Now found in most areas of Britain, (to the horror of us all) the Chav is a human sub-species that survives on council tax and thrives on making the lives of every functional member of society, that little bit more painful!
Chavs seem to have developed there own language due to the fact they cannot understand nor learn the traditional proper English like rest of the country.
Both chav males and females usually have more than 1 partner, indulging in random bursts of sexual acts at local bus stops, outside shops and in banged up but 'pimped out' old cars.
You can easily spot a Chav by their hilarious yet disturbing appearance.
Males consist of tracksuit bottoms and a baggy Fred Perry sweatshirt, accompanied with tacky white trainers and a cap balacned on top their heads.
Females also wear tracksuit bottoms, but sport much more unattractive, usaully dirty tops that are 3 sizes to small. The hair is always dirty/greasy and is either pulled in to a ponytail so tight that wrinkles are forms on the forehead or it is left dangling down limply.
Always watch out for either the cheap or very expensive (but always tacky and ugly) gold jewellery.
If you are confronted by a chav, (this will always be when other chavs are around, as they hope to attract a mate or gain admiration), just use any word with 3 syllables or above, and walk away when the look of confusion and anger spread across their face.
Chavs seem to have developed there own language due to the fact they cannot understand nor learn the traditional proper English like rest of the country.
Both chav males and females usually have more than 1 partner, indulging in random bursts of sexual acts at local bus stops, outside shops and in banged up but 'pimped out' old cars.
You can easily spot a Chav by their hilarious yet disturbing appearance.
Males consist of tracksuit bottoms and a baggy Fred Perry sweatshirt, accompanied with tacky white trainers and a cap balacned on top their heads.
Females also wear tracksuit bottoms, but sport much more unattractive, usaully dirty tops that are 3 sizes to small. The hair is always dirty/greasy and is either pulled in to a ponytail so tight that wrinkles are forms on the forehead or it is left dangling down limply.
Always watch out for either the cheap or very expensive (but always tacky and ugly) gold jewellery.
If you are confronted by a chav, (this will always be when other chavs are around, as they hope to attract a mate or gain admiration), just use any word with 3 syllables or above, and walk away when the look of confusion and anger spread across their face.
Chav language:
Chav 1: 'Ere ya gimp. Got a fag?
Chav 2: Nah, ye dik'ead. Dant call mi a gimp.
How to get away from a conflict with a Chav:
Chav 1: 'Ere mate. Got 'ny dosh?
Person: Do you meen money? No sorry, I don't.
Chav 1: Well let us check ya pockets.
Person: What? No!
Chav 1: Why? Ya sayin' I'm dodgy or summet? Ya fuckin' Emo!
Chav 2: Yeah mate! Kick 'is 'ead in!
Chav 3: Whay! Fuckin' get in there ma son!
Chav 1: Yeah, I fink I'll giv ya a smack just t' teach ya not to fuck 'bout wit' me!
Person: Very well, assault me if it will give you satisfaction. But it will not change the undeniable fact that you, my socially and academically challenged friend, will amount to no more than drug dealer or at best a McDonalds worker in your pathetic life.
Chav 1: (black stare) Ya fuckin' what? (To other chavs) What did this bell-end sniffa' jus' say ta me?
Chav 2: 'Avent a fuckin' clue.
Chav 3: He used to many, like fuckin', school words or summet.
(Person walks away unharmed while the gaggle of chavs continue to argue.)
Chav 1: 'Ere ya gimp. Got a fag?
Chav 2: Nah, ye dik'ead. Dant call mi a gimp.
How to get away from a conflict with a Chav:
Chav 1: 'Ere mate. Got 'ny dosh?
Person: Do you meen money? No sorry, I don't.
Chav 1: Well let us check ya pockets.
Person: What? No!
Chav 1: Why? Ya sayin' I'm dodgy or summet? Ya fuckin' Emo!
Chav 2: Yeah mate! Kick 'is 'ead in!
Chav 3: Whay! Fuckin' get in there ma son!
Chav 1: Yeah, I fink I'll giv ya a smack just t' teach ya not to fuck 'bout wit' me!
Person: Very well, assault me if it will give you satisfaction. But it will not change the undeniable fact that you, my socially and academically challenged friend, will amount to no more than drug dealer or at best a McDonalds worker in your pathetic life.
Chav 1: (black stare) Ya fuckin' what? (To other chavs) What did this bell-end sniffa' jus' say ta me?
Chav 2: 'Avent a fuckin' clue.
Chav 3: He used to many, like fuckin', school words or summet.
(Person walks away unharmed while the gaggle of chavs continue to argue.)
by bubblegummel February 06, 2008
low class shits who have nothing better to do than start crap with people who arent like themselves and steal stuff they cant afford.
the number of gold chains they have around their neck sums up to be more then their IQ.
they also have their own lingo that nobody can actually understand.
the number of gold chains they have around their neck sums up to be more then their IQ.
they also have their own lingo that nobody can actually understand.
by chelsie34 August 06, 2007
A lower order of the ape family, living in colonies of anywhere above 2. Can be seen at dusk moving towards a McDonalds or similar. Often spotted marking territory on playgrounds or confronting members of the public in search of the resources to create fire. Favourite pastimes include:
-Using a mobile to record anything more illegal than kicking a lamp post
-Searching for "beef"
-Claiming that a member of the public "called their mum"
-Claiming that a member of the public "looked at them"
-Applying a burberry pattern wherever possible
-Smoking anything intoxicating, up to and including anthorax
-Drinking anything intoxicating, up to and including petrol
-Inhaling anything intoxicating, up to and including napalm
-Impregnating the female of the species - the chavette, who are only suitable for fertilising up to the age of 16
-Using a mobile to record anything more illegal than kicking a lamp post
-Searching for "beef"
-Claiming that a member of the public "called their mum"
-Claiming that a member of the public "looked at them"
-Applying a burberry pattern wherever possible
-Smoking anything intoxicating, up to and including anthorax
-Drinking anything intoxicating, up to and including petrol
-Inhaling anything intoxicating, up to and including napalm
-Impregnating the female of the species - the chavette, who are only suitable for fertilising up to the age of 16
by themuseicman May 04, 2006
by Haruspex July 16, 2008
Council Houses And Violence:
Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.
7 defining characteristics of a chav:
1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn
2) Illiterate
3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)
4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto
5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains
6) Listen to shit music
7) Start fights with just about anyone
Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.
7 defining characteristics of a chav:
1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn
2) Illiterate
3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)
4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto
5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains
6) Listen to shit music
7) Start fights with just about anyone
by jimbo February 16, 2005