n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.
"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."
Or...
"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."
Or...
"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."
by Satandog March 30, 2006
a measure of all of the gayness in your body where one chat= 50 homosexuals. this is applied for gays, lesbians or closet homosexuals.
chatman: hey guys want to go up in my room?
guys: shut up chatman your chats meter is through the roof right now.
guys: shut up chatman your chats meter is through the roof right now.
by connersoccer7 May 23, 2008
Trade Mongrel 1: IIHNJEBHIHFBhIJXsnh WE LOST WG
Trade Mongrel 2: STFU FATASS
Merchanter: WTS Titanum Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL 7K 3.3 IS 2MORO DUN BUY FR0M HEEM
Trade Mongrel 4: I LIKE PIE
Trade Mongrel 2: ME 2
Trade Troll: R00NSK34P IS 1337
Trade Mongrel 4: NOOB
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL REPORTED RUNESCAPE LUVER
Merchanter: WTS Titanium Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 5: STFU TRADE IZ 4 SPAM NOT TRADE LOLOLOL FUCKING FATASS LOLOLOLOLOL
Merchanter: shut the fuck up, there's people that''s actually trying to sell shit here, fucking fatass
Trade Mongrel 2: LOLOLOLOL U FATAZZ FUCKING STFU MAI MAIN KAN RAWFOOSTAWMP U LOLOL
Passerby: Fucking trade chat...
Trade Mongrel 4: REPORTED LAWLZ ENJOY AKKOWNT CLAWZURE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
Trade Mongrel 3: LOLOL REPORTED 4 REPORTING ENJOY SUZPANESHUN LAWLAWLAWLAWL
etc. etc. etc.
Trade Mongrel 2: STFU FATASS
Merchanter: WTS Titanum Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL 7K 3.3 IS 2MORO DUN BUY FR0M HEEM
Trade Mongrel 4: I LIKE PIE
Trade Mongrel 2: ME 2
Trade Troll: R00NSK34P IS 1337
Trade Mongrel 4: NOOB
Trade Mongrel 3: LOL REPORTED RUNESCAPE LUVER
Merchanter: WTS Titanium Razorplate 7k
Trade Mongrel 5: STFU TRADE IZ 4 SPAM NOT TRADE LOLOLOL FUCKING FATASS LOLOLOLOLOL
Merchanter: shut the fuck up, there's people that''s actually trying to sell shit here, fucking fatass
Trade Mongrel 2: LOLOLOLOL U FATAZZ FUCKING STFU MAI MAIN KAN RAWFOOSTAWMP U LOLOL
Passerby: Fucking trade chat...
Trade Mongrel 4: REPORTED LAWLZ ENJOY AKKOWNT CLAWZURE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL
Trade Mongrel 3: LOLOL REPORTED 4 REPORTING ENJOY SUZPANESHUN LAWLAWLAWLAWL
etc. etc. etc.
by Trollkicker December 23, 2009
One of Earth's most ridiculous websites that randomize a video chat session with another random person in the world with a webcam. No downloads required. Anything goes.
Things to expect while on chatroulette.com
-4 out of 5 are male
-about 1 in 6 odds that male is jerking off or showing full frontal
-about 1 in 4 odds the male is looking for a set of nice titties
-a video on repeat (porn, something misleading, often ridiculous)
-that token 50+ year old
-college dudes
-less college chicks
-dudes looking to chat someone up
-girls looking for attention and compliments (see: tease)
-pre-pubescent middle school girls
-people from other continents (duh)
-a short conversation
-a long conversation
-racists, insecure people who act racist because they are behind a computer screen. (See: chatroom thug,tool,poser)
-people with ridiculous costumes
-people you wonder why the fuck the are on chat roulette
-non-sexual entertainment (rare)
-rejection
-a good laugh (LMAO, die laughing)
-and on rare occasion a girl who puts on a show
Similar websites: tokbox, omegle, etc
You never know what to expect from this site.
Things to expect while on chatroulette.com
-4 out of 5 are male
-about 1 in 6 odds that male is jerking off or showing full frontal
-about 1 in 4 odds the male is looking for a set of nice titties
-a video on repeat (porn, something misleading, often ridiculous)
-that token 50+ year old
-college dudes
-less college chicks
-dudes looking to chat someone up
-girls looking for attention and compliments (see: tease)
-pre-pubescent middle school girls
-people from other continents (duh)
-a short conversation
-a long conversation
-racists, insecure people who act racist because they are behind a computer screen. (See: chatroom thug,tool,poser)
-people with ridiculous costumes
-people you wonder why the fuck the are on chat roulette
-non-sexual entertainment (rare)
-rejection
-a good laugh (LMAO, die laughing)
-and on rare occasion a girl who puts on a show
Similar websites: tokbox, omegle, etc
You never know what to expect from this site.
Guy 1: Dude, let's fucking chat roulette right now, I wanna see what some titties and/or asian girls!
Guy 2: I didn't know you were that anxious to see some dude jerkin it while sitting in his dark bedroom. But yeah I can go for some titties.
Guy 1: I have a feeling we'll see some titties from tits mcghee today.
(five clicks later)
Guy 1: Ah fuck! some dude jerkin' it...Do you think he does this all day?
Guy 2: I didn't know you were that anxious to see some dude jerkin it while sitting in his dark bedroom. But yeah I can go for some titties.
Guy 1: I have a feeling we'll see some titties from tits mcghee today.
(five clicks later)
Guy 1: Ah fuck! some dude jerkin' it...Do you think he does this all day?
by Sexual harassment Pandaa March 02, 2010
expression used to describe an individual or place that removes all decent conversation from a social gathering.
"Don't invite Callum to the party, he's such a chat vaccum."
"Don't go to that party, it will be a complete chat vaccum"
"Don't go to that party, it will be a complete chat vaccum"
by Duncan Innes January 09, 2008
A fake staff member who stares at a dead Minecraft server's chat all day, hoping to achieve something.
LikeBotting: Dude, StrawberryAF just got assigned a staff position on CosmicHCF!
HockeyMaster11: Yea, but he became a Chat Mod, and he just wasted 4 hours just to mute one person...
HockeyMaster11: Yea, but he became a Chat Mod, and he just wasted 4 hours just to mute one person...
by ForumsWarrior May 20, 2018
"Hot Chats" refers to banter, debate and/or commentary that is no longer polite or respectful of the normal boundaries of conversation, that occurs amongst friends and usually as a sign of camaraderie. Often 'hot chats' tread into territory which may inadvertently - or completely deliberately - embarrass, expose or diminish those involved or someone else within the known community. The deeper the wounding that could occur to egos and/or reputations involved - the 'hotter' the chat.
by arfarkurshlip January 11, 2021