charver

wear anything that costs loads but looks absolutely shit, as long as about 50 of their kind have the same thing, they will have it.
basic guide to becoming one.
Coat - bout £200, unless one comes off 'the back of a lorry' £15
shoes - £150, or £15 for 'rockfords' from the market
Jumpers - of the henri lloyd variety, haven't got a clue how much these cost, but as long as they have thick stripes (eg blue) over white then you're sorted
jeans - tight
tracksuit bottoms - must be white, especially if you're a girl, so all the male of the species can see your 'sexy' primark thongs.

BEWARE: if you decide to go for the cheaper option, you may lose the respect of your 'marra's', the more it costs, the more respect you'll get

anywhere in newcastle, easy to spot, attempting to aggrevate the 'goths' at the green

by mintness can't stop January 19, 2004

charva

charvas ase the lowest form of life....they walk around like they own the joint thinking they are "hard", but most are little weaklings! they ae spreading like a disease and should be put in quarintine! (hope i spelt that right!) they act really hard infront of their mates, who tend to be their worst enemies! adopting a geordie accent, they use phrases such as "oi! gizza a tab like" or "gizz ten pence like for ma bus fare like" and the most common "why-aye man" also using swear words mainly "fuck" and "cunt" i dont have anything against em its just they started the so called "fued" nd they shouldnt call people who differ from them. anyway the males wear fred perry striped tops and tracksuit bottoms....and they say what goths wear is scary! the males also have adopted a "skinhead" and both sexes have rockport boots. the females sometimes where tops that say "bling bling" or "new york"(and i bet they dont know that its a real place!) and usually tracksuit bottoms but if it is really cold they are sometimes spotted wearing a mini-skirt that bearly covers their hips! and they usually are pregnant before 15. this scum is multiplaying fast! we must put a stop to it immediately!

"oi gizz a tab like"
"why-aye man ya little sweaty cunt"
"what ya deein"
(one charva in my school came up to me and said: "ah! ya little sweaty betty!")
"why-aye giz twenny pence now, for ma bus fare like innit"
(another charva said "gothy offy!" what the hell?! does that make sense?!!)

by watch out watch out im about!! :P April 5, 2004

charva

A person inclined to wear "Kappa" and other tracksuit-like garments plus a hat stolen off an elderly gentleman. Vocabulary stretches as far as, "How man ya fookin hippie, lendz (?)a tab/lite" Usually all merged together in one long sentence. Many charvas have "hardcore" scars (Shaved eyebrows gone terribly wrong)

by Murderdoll September 7, 2003

charva

Person who wears tresspass n berghaus, likes the bo-berry and loves the white shite and likes the rocky-ps and the stripey jumpas.....so???? At least where imaginative LOL! who cares, certainly not me!!!!!!!!! So lend is a tab hew.......HAHA!!!!

Buzzing on a bee, suckin on a sweet called xtc.
Lend is a tab.
hew man, who ur talkin tee?
RADGGGGGEEEEEEEEe

by SaraLUVINGlife November 8, 2003

charva

A charva is a person of limited intelligence that are found in all parts of britain, not just newcastle. They wear tracksuits mainly but have latley invested in some "Proper belter" designer sportswear. They get drunk easily but brag about the amount that they do drink. Theyre all on drugs and most of them have kids by the time they're fifteen. They are mainly located on street corners or attempting to steal your car (I'd go check about now)they talk way too loudly and swear loads just to make themselves seem big to their so called "friends" Theire friends being people they fight with the most. They hate anyone who isn't a charva because they're afraid of change and are extremely paranoid. Being charva isn't somehitng that happens, it's a way of life. So go get your dole money pet and stop swearin at my gran

"Fookin 'ell a ye fookin daft, gan get a wesh ye manky goffick ya ......waaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by GravyHavok August 2, 2003

charver

a person who tlks shit and says stuff like...... hew man ya alreet leek marra? gannan dewn tewn tanite leek? im from the north east but damn thats bad! i come from sum where near newcastle and im tellin ya now no offence to claire and other pplz from bowburn but that is CHARVERLAND!!!!!!

a person who tlks shit and says stuff like...... hew man ya alreet leek marra? gannan dewn tewn tanite leek? im from the north east but damn thats bad! i come from sum where near newcastle and im tellin ya now no offence to claire and other pplz from bowburn but that is CHARVERLAND!!!!!!

by charver slaughtera November 3, 2003

charva

A person that likes to wear cheap, baggy sportswear. They often have names like Darren or Dean and live on run down council estates. There are a large number of 'Charvas' in places like Leeds, Manchester or Newcatsle. Charvas tend to listen to 'bangin' tunes and love to hear tunes such as Clubmix 2000. Charvas often drive old Vauxhall Novas with oversized spoilers, that make them look incredibly stupid. The charva has a very limited vocabulary that includes words such as: Crank, Slink and Fucking.

"I'll snap ya jaw, you fuckin crank"!!!

by Will Marshall December 18, 2003