catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

clappers

English slang. Typically used around London. Similar to the word “uggers”. Used to describe somebody who is ugly - similar to clapped.

Emmanuel: Kate’s fit you know
Kyle: Nah, she’s clappers

by sightseer930 March 23, 2019

clam clapper

Lesbian; a female who touches her clam to another female's clam.

Chris: "That Katie girl is really hot. I'm gonna buy her a drink."

Michael: "Don't waste your time. See that girl she's with? They're clam clappers."

by Bulldog32 April 21, 2014

Cheek clapper

Someone who claps the cheeks

She was dancing and those cheeks were clapping.

Someone who has a lot of sex and claps cheeks when doing it is known as a cheek clapper

by Keepitgullie November 22, 2021

the clapper

The "clapper" is the little piece of metal that dangles inside a bell, causing it to make noise when it hits the sides. As such, when a female stands up after sex and wiggles her hips side to side, causing her outer vaginal lips to shake, it is called doing the clapper. (The female version of the helicopter).

After having sex with Carl, I always like to do the clapper to make sure he didn't cum inside me.

by memcano June 6, 2014

Alabama cooch clapper

When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.

Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!

by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010

clapper

a farting vagina

the young girl was clapping....

by Olive Jiuce November 17, 2003