catastrophic clipping

When your cut your nails at a weird angle, you cut the end of the nail. If removed, it causes pain and bleeding for 2~3 days. If left, causes annoyance and will lead to removing of nail

Jonathan cuts nail

Cuts downward to much
J:Motherfucker, I messed up now I got a catastrophic clipping

by Rick’n’ Roll July 4, 2020

catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 1, 2020

catstrophy

An event in which a cat(s) act out in a weird manner.

I walked in my room at suddenly saw a catstrophy, my cat was yurkin his stuffed animal.

by Theo Daniel February 13, 2021

Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021

Catastrophic Planetary Devastation

Ur mom

people seeing ur mom = CATASTROPHIC PLANETARY DEVASTATION

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

Catastrophuck

When everything goes to hell in a hand basket.

The unsupervised apprentices were allowed to run amuck. It was an utter Catastrophuck.

by Dickgozinnya February 3, 2022

Catastrophmy

To be in a state of blasphemy. Or confused.

I am in complete catastrophmy after that one

by Hornswaggled March 17, 2022