Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.
“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.
by Himmothy Neutron April 28, 2024
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Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022
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Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.
I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.
by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024
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