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Face card

Popularized on Tik Tok and other social media, "face card" is used to refer to a person's facial attractiveness. Mainly used to refer to a woman's beauty.
Ella may not have a huge ass or rack, but her face card is always valid. She's stunning.
I got into the club because of my face card.
by bigmentirosa November 22, 2021
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Orson Scott Card

A master of science fiction and/or fantasy writing. He is the author of four of the best books in history: the Ender saga, as well as the related Ender's Shadow series, which are books set in the same universe. Also wrote Homecoming Series and Alvin Maker series. Lives in Greensboro, NC, USA.
Orson Scott Card is the MAN dude! His new book, Shadow of the Giant, just came out!

Oh shizzile, you're right dude! I'll go get it now!
by Talonkarrde April 29, 2005
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Credit Card

The act of sliding your hand through one's ass crack.
When Sylvia was bending over, I was so tempted to give her a good ol' Credit Card
by Davy K March 1, 2003
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cardboard gangster

Someone who tries to live the gangster life, but can't live up to the hype, and is shown to be a fake.
"I don't play with no wasps, man - that could sting me!"
"Oh, shut up, you cardboard gangster!"
by WhiteySmiley September 9, 2007
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Report Card

The source of all nightmares for kids, generally containing mostly C's when the student has promised his parents good marks.
"Timmy, how did you do," Asked the mother curiously.
"Oh...right... Remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report cards existed...?
by Vlad E. September 27, 2009
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cardboard tshirt

an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.
Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."
by 570 February 23, 2009
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cardboard programmer

You've just spent the whole day trying to solve a problem, a design problem, a bug, etc. You know the solution is simple but you just can't see it.

A colleague walks past and notices your anguish: "What's up?".

"Oh, I'm ...". You explain the problem and what you have done so far. However you suddenly discover the solution before you have finished speaking! So far your colleague has been as useful as a cardboard cutout.

This happens often and I think it is due to you having to present your problem to someone in a way that you think will aid their understanding, often dispensing with some of the details. In doing so, you also clarify your own thoughts, untying them in your mind to eventually cite a solution.

Sometimes all it needs is a cardboard cutout of your favorite GURU!

-- RussFreeman.

Also sometimes known as a Programmer's Dummy - DarrenTarbard
My Cardboard Programmer was outsourced to a shoebox in India.
by cellular January 21, 2015
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