Capilan

One of the gayest people on the planet. Capilan sucks cock daily and plays games such as Valorant, Rainbow six Seige, League of Legends, Genshin Impact, and so on. Capilan has other aliases such as Balacap, Capshak, and Cap.

Cap is one of the biggest fags ever and likes to take dick on a daily basis.

Person 1: Yo I some dude giving head to two other guys in the bathroom

Person 2: That's pretty gay it must've been Capilan

Person 1: Yea he's gay as hell

by NotChaseMH February 12, 2022

caltitude

The degree to which a cat's posterior raises when one strokes it.

Wow---did you see that caltitude?! I just barely touched my cat, and her butt is way up in the air!

by pentozali March 18, 2009

captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.

"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"

by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006

cantinette

place to put milk in a school cafeteria

the milk in the cantinette was sour and i barfed everywhere.

by luce and kristen November 17, 2005

Cody capi

When you want to fight everyone but you never end up pulling through

I waited in the store parking lot for hours to fight this dude but he pulled a Cody Capi.

by GlutenFreeSex December 24, 2016

no caption

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

by websterdictionarytolegittoquit July 5, 2020

captian save a hoe

the motherfucker that will help a hoe...when she in a tight spot

my tire is flat...will u come change it?...will u be my captian save a hoe

by Saxon Trippin Lewis... September 20, 2006