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One of the gayest people on the planet. Capilan sucks cock daily and plays games such as Valorant, Rainbow six Seige, League of Legends, Genshin Impact, and so on. Capilan has other aliases such as Balacap, Capshak, and Cap.

Cap is one of the biggest fags ever and likes to take dick on a daily basis.
Person 1: Yo I some dude giving head to two other guys in the bathroom

Person 2: That's pretty gay it must've been Capilan

Person 1: Yea he's gay as hell
Capilan by NotChaseMH February 12, 2022
A very sweet, loving guy who loves mac and cheese and his girlfriend. He is very athletic and usually tall. (That doesn't mean you're short. It just means that he is extra tall.) He is surrounded by lots of people that care about and love him. But he always has that one somewhat toxic friend with a J name. He likes dogs and is a big nerd. He will ball you up in basketball any day. He is very lovable and once you have him, he becomes your whole world and you love him with all your heart and limbic system. He is very attractive and handsome even though he refuses to admit it. He is "always right" and always seems to prove you wrong even when you have factual evidence. But, you will always love him and are very lucky to have him in your life.
"I love you Cailan, with all my heart and limbic system."
Cailan by Burrito <3 May 19, 2020
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Lizzy Caplan 

Very cool and beautiful actress from the movies, "Mean Girls" and "Cloverfield". She has appeared on the shows, "The Class," "True Blood," and is currently on the Starz original "Party Down."
Did you see that episode of Party Down last night? Yea, that Lizzy Caplan is so cool.
Lizzy Caplan by Carp singer August 27, 2009

Los Capitanes 

Canberra based ska band from Australia. Their first album was called No Butts, and their debut album is called No Fun Intended, released in 2006. Includes catchy songs such as Surfin' ACT, Scene Queen and Don't Know Jack. Most of the lyrics are satirical/sarcastic. Made up of seven talented members all from around Canberra. Commonly reffered to as Los Caps, an abbreviation of their name.
Los Capitanes rocked that show!
Cailan is a strong man who is surrounded by people he loves and will always love is girlfriend. He has muscle and is blessed. He is also, great at long distance relationships and loves a booty
"Whats that guys name who the cheerleaders follow"
"Thats Cailan"
Cailan by boonkgangonthatgangshit August 28, 2018

el capitano 

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of
el capitano by el capitano December 12, 2004
A sweet, smart, strong woman who is surrounded by people who love her. She is happy, healthy, kind, and breath-takingly beautiful.
Q: Who is that fascinating woman?

A: That's Cailan. She's blessed.
Cailan by MsFitz February 16, 2010
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