Calculator

Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay

Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!

Skeppy: im a calculator today!

by Mo0thh April 17, 2021

Calculator

for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok

I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2

by shay_girlz July 18, 2022

calculator

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad

Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.

by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022

Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.

“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”

by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022

Reverse calculator

Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.

They were engaged in the reverse calculator.

by Myprivateradio September 9, 2022

raeans 69 calculator joke

funny lame joke
i need to pee
yes
ok

raeans 69 calculator joke!
raean: “press ‘=’”

grnevie: “presses equal”
calculator: “69”
genvei: “so lame”

by ineedtopeereallybad6969 September 18, 2021

calculator

where you make your calculation

i use calculator to cheat in my maths exams

by hans is mine July 22, 2021