When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019
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Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Purchasing multiple cakes with multiple people whether it be chocolate, cheese, raspberry, etc... taking a bite of one and rotating either to your right or left in a timely manner until each persons soul is completely satisfied with sugary goodness, and the plates are licked clean.
Last night at Cafe Intermezzo we speed caked into a sweet oblivion!
Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
Speed caking = God's love for taste buds
by rDubs5 April 13, 2009
Get the speed caking mug.When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.
"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010
Get the Chrismas Caking mug.imitating, to produce a semblance or likeness of, in form, character, color, qualities, conduct, manners, and the like; to counterfeit
by A.B. Rahman September 21, 2013
Get the copy cating mug.The act of bitching for an incredibly protracted period of time. Usually perpetrated by a female onto her man during important televised sporting events, ie. The final four, Superbowl etc. Or possibly in public due to her perceived issues with the male taking too long of a optic moment with an attractive female. Additionally, bitch-a-cating can be induced by non performance situations such as, dirty dishes in the sink, soiled clothes on the bathroom floor, empty beer bottles in the TV room.
by FastlaneZ November 28, 2010
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This is what it is not:
Girl: Why were all you guys looking at me in the eating hall?
Guy: Its because we were talking about how this kid totally gave you the piledriver last weekend.
Girl: Why were all you guys looking at me in the eating hall?
Guy: Its because we were talking about how this kid totally gave you the piledriver last weekend.
by S.L. February 3, 2005
Get the Sharing is Caring mug.Or casing sausage, is when you get out of the pool and your shorts are sticking to your legs so tight that it looks like they vacuumed sealed your penis, and it becomes a very visible outline.
Girl at the pool: Hey, do you see that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah, why?
Girl at the pool: Look at his shorts, he is totally casing.
Friend: Yeah, look at it, its pretty big.
Friend: Yeah, why?
Girl at the pool: Look at his shorts, he is totally casing.
Friend: Yeah, look at it, its pretty big.
by MrPastello June 23, 2015
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