Salty cactus

Slang for being salty

Stop being a salty cactus, you fucking twat

by HotandspicyJL April 24, 2015

cactus shadows

A high school full of privileged kids who think they're cool, and always mix up "your" and "you're" even though they learned it in first grade. Often referred to as "Cracktus Shadows" even though the worst thing kids do there is Juul.

"Look at those kids juuling over there thinking they're so cool...they must be from Cactus Shadows"

by yeahboiasdfghoij;jlkhgdrsetgxz May 4, 2018

Hairy Cactus

When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.

A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.

Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!

by Joe Salone August 14, 2010

Cactus Jack

Travis Scott's record label. Also the name of a Jordan 4 which was a collaboration between Travis and Jordan brand which now goes for about $600

Dude, did you hear that Travis just released Cactus Jack records.
Just copped them Cactus 4's off StockX

by anti_social_social_club February 6, 2019

Cactus Smuggler

A Mexican tranvestite.

Who brought this cactus smuggler to the party.

by 13 March 26, 2003

Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape

"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"

by Regay January 9, 2010

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011