bowl curl

n. A turd which coils about the bowl.

As I stood up upon completing my morning defecation; I took extreme pride in the fine bowl curl for which I had created.

by scabbrain August 4, 2010

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014

hot curl

When someone has diarrhea and shits on someone's face.

Dude this girl shit on this guy's face. That's a hot curl man

by CherryNectar October 4, 2016

banana curl

Girls hair wrapped around your dick

Sure gave me a blowjob, I'm still pulling off her banana curls

by definition dealer July 3, 2016

Doxy Curl

A single ringlet of hair by the ear which look likes the payot of an Orthodox Jew.

Nice hair do, girl, and you got the doxy curl and everything.

by Shuaman August 22, 2016

Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016

ramen curl

A person with extremely curly blond locks, typically resembling ramen.

"Look at that ramen curl!"

by The Ginger Eunich April 26, 2017