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beat your bludgers

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
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budge

Budge (v) derived from the action of Budging.
A coloquial term for anal fingering, or anything pertaining to the grounds of anality. If the extension is used, then the item used in the extension is to enter the anus through the sphynkter. If not, it is your fingers that enter the anus.

History:
Spawned from a young mans honesty, the word budge was formed by a group of 7 sixteen year olds on a road trip to port fairy in 2007.

Extensions:
If the anal activity is using a different part of the body, or a different item for that matter, the the item or body part should be placed infront of the term Budge or Budge in any of its tenses. The Item or Body Part Should have the "ee" sound on the end of it ("ee"as in Fee"_ but spelt as "ie" or "y".
I.E:
Fisty Budge : budging with a fist.
Phonie Budge: Budging with a phone.
Footie Budge: Budging with a foot.
"...He put his hand up and attmited that he had budged"
"wanna Budge?"
"My mum walked in on my Budging"
"let's try a ballsie budge."
by Titch Messier August 3, 2007
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Boudge

To depart hastily, and with great purpose. From the french "to move"
"Yo shit! Its the po po patrol, we gotta boudge"
by Jephrey May 31, 2006
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Budget Bear

I'm going into the pet shop to look at the budget bears.
by McMutt May 8, 2010
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Budger

Budger, the term used for when talking about a man with a 13 inch penis.
Willy penis dick cock big budger
by t0mfletch3r December 22, 2012
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bludgerfuck

In Quidditch: When one uses bludgers to 'fuck' up an opposing teams Quidditch move, pass, or the players themselves. Also contains a mild sexual reference.
1. We're going to bludger fuck them next match!
2. Damn.. Our sex last night was as rough as bludgerfucking
3. I'm in the infirmiry because a Gryffindor bludgerfucked me at the last match, I broke my bloody arm!
by Sauki November 13, 2005
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Budge

Another way to say "cut" as in cutting someone in line. Frequently used in Illinois.
"Hey Ashley can I budge you?"

"Sure you can Maneet!"
by 9115** February 20, 2014
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