Poon-Bulge

When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.

Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."

Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."

by jayfreshh May 13, 2010

booger bulge

The beautiful bulge of a woman's vagina (her booger) that is visible when she wears nothing but panties or a bikini bottom. The booger bulge looks all soft and lovely.

"Hey come look this picture of this chick in her panties... look at that gorgeous booger bulge!"

or

"Hurry up, gymnastics is on! We are going to see some incredible booger bulges!"

by tizzle cake February 12, 2010

Bungee Box

A pussy that snaps back nice and tight no matter how many times it’s used and abused. It’s the gold star of poon.

Thanks to Rachel’s amazing bungee box, everyone in the train at her birthday gang bang got to experience that tight little snatch.

Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.

After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.

Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."

by austicoatk March 29, 2010

daddy bulge

We're you have a freakishly large Penis typically found when a married man dosent have enough sex

dammit I still have a daddy bulge time to fuck some more prostitutes

by Draconian November 21, 2016

Bulgerdash

A term used to discribe a situation that is pure nonsense, B.S. or stupid.

Guy 1: "I cant believe she thought u were a creep for asking her out." Guy 2: "Yeah man this shit is BULGERDASH."

by bigten3 November 23, 2009

Bulge Migration

A process that occurs as women age. When women are young their curiosity is fixated on the bulge in the front of a man's trousers. As they age they become much less concerned with this and their curiosity is placed in the size of the bulge in the man's rear pocket. So, women look for the bulge to migrate front to back as they age.

The MILF bypassed the hansome young man with ripped abs, and gravitated toward the man with the expensive watch and designer suit, even though he was butt ugly, 75 pounds over weight, and was 20 years her senior. The young mans' self assurance was shattered by a classic case of bulge migration.

by Lone Wolf Jax November 12, 2011