Buffoon

A bumbling and conniving character who carefully sidesteps a reply. Also a Boris Johnson.

A Buffoon Boris Johnson at Prime Ministers Questions

by C Cross January 27, 2021

Buffoon

A wild boar from India that roams deserts across North America, South America, Europe, and Asia (primarily India). They are massive and are known for attacking and charging civilians. Their population has greatly declined over the last 70 years due to poaching.

noun
1. Buffoonery - 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 : buffoonery; 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯: buffooneries

To participate in sexual activities involving a 𝘣𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘯, a practice currently punishable by jail time in Northern India.

“I’ve been accused of buffoonery”

by WorldPsychology72 August 27, 2022

Editorial Buffoonery

The inconceivable rejection a funny, original and often ingenious word, phrase or humorous expression submitted for review to the editorial staff of Urban Dictionary.

Todd: I understand your hilarious submission to Urban Dictionary was rejected. How does THAT happen??
Me: The only possible explanation is Editorial Buffoonery.

by OneStarGator July 18, 2017

Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.

Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.

by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018

Braindead Buffoon

A dumb person that is dumber than their supposed to be.

You're a braindead buffoon

by I don't have a name so I'll November 27, 2018

Pagan bigfoot

If a woman has a hair pussy, light it on fire and slit your dick open dripping blood on the flame with chanting satanic shit in pig latin.

my girl is satanic as fuck and she made me do a pagan bigfoot and i now i need stitches in my dick

by Fuzzball April 22, 2021

Bigfoot

adjective; a big, tall, surly, over-weight and above average in height woman. Sometimes characterized by hair on her chest and she may have a mustache. They are known to be bullies and most often work as correction or detention officers.

Imagine Suge Night with breasts, then you know what I mean when I say Bigfoot.

by Denmark Vesey March 28, 2009