BRUISED MY WALNUTS

A enormous, near violent, fart.

"Damn, I just bruised my walnuts."

by pancreaticjuices May 6, 2006

bum bum bruises

A result of rough anal penetration. Where the booty hole is ruptured and you can't walk no more.

John: I was just raped by a giraffe. He gave me bum bum bruises!

Peter: sucks to suck man!

Julia: oh that's so sad you need help to crank that soulja boy.

John: i have a need for more now please send help to giraffe.

by BigJohnPeePeeMan69 November 14, 2022

Bruise hickey

1. a hickey on the same spot as a bruise.
2. usually given by disciplining your partner, then apologizing for it, and sucking it better.
3. the best kind is a simultaneous bruise hickey, which is done by magically punching and kissing the same exact place.

1. My girl got into a fight, and ended up bruised, so i made he whole body a bruise hickey.
2. she was super pissed at me, so she hit me with her heel, and then cried and begged to make it into a hickey.
3. i was totally doing the simultaneous bruise hickey last night, it was fuckin insane.

by vakee May 22, 2011

Eye shadow bruise

The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.

person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?

by coit105 May 8, 2010

bruised knee bitch

A female who spends all of her time on her knees sucking dick.

Tell that bruised knee bitch to get off her knees.

by MARKS BABY August 22, 2017

Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome

When the meat on your neck becomes stiff and bruised, and not easy to move. Doctors around the world have found no cure for this nasty disease.

"Sally why is your neck so stiff? My Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome is flaired up again!"

by Rubyissuspect October 18, 2009

To bruise her / his / it's spine

This describes the act of penetration so deep that it could in fact bruise the individual's spine

how would you like me to bruise your spine?
Christ, I'd like to bruise her / his / it's spine

by Markdkny May 23, 2007