Bowser of the house

A jerk who you live with who likes to steal your precious items and is just a complete asshole.

Man my brother is the Bowser of the house....

by Myfistslipped February 19, 2011

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Blowshit

When you take a shit and the shit is wet and it splatters all over the toilet bowl.

Man I'm telling you the person behind me blowshit his pants.

by Shit McMurphy June 8, 2011

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Blowscone

A scone received in exchange for sex often oral sex.

Im so hungry i'd settle for a Blowscone.

by Wild Shirt Star February 8, 2015

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Shooting Blowstar

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.

Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.

by DougDemuro February 20, 2019

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brewski

Beer.

I'm gonna go grab a few cold brewskis out of the fridge.

by Bart Wilkins March 25, 2003

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The act of browsing random MySpace pages and finding decently hot chicks, with decently hot pictures.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.

*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.

Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?

Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk

Kid 1- Wtf is that?

Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.

Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.

Kid 2- Thanks.

by see_saw_badly August 2, 2009

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