broccoli squeakers

Little kids who play pvp.thearchon.net and are in the faction broccoli. Examples of this are SniffyEH (Best cannoner), Dhir (Annoying PvPer), and Everywheremessi (Raging Bow booster).

The Broccoli Squeakers are clowning in chat.
Wow, we just got split by the broccoli squeakers.
I think these broccoli squeakers need to get hit.

by SqueakerMcRaidster December 16, 2019

broccoli spears

The green miniature trees chopped up in a bag found in ur grocer's frozen vegetable aisle.. also synonymous to the infamous britney spears

Tonight im having ramen noodles, hardboiled eggs and broccoli spears!!!! yaaaa

by rachel January 13, 2005

Broccoli Boy

Boy named Cohen, has very nice broccoli hair. Super sweet, easy to talk to, great friend. He's the ultimate bestfriend (and mom).

Omg Cohen is sooo nice! He has such beautiful broccoli hair, hes like a broccoli boy

by ellie_jellie November 4, 2019

Jewish Broccoli

A good looking Jewish boy who has curly hair that resembles that of a broccoli stem.

Damn, that boy was Jewish Broccoli.

by JewishDefinitions March 12, 2017

Broccoli and Cheddar

Marijuana and a lot of money

When I go there, I'll get my broccoli and cheddar

by Xedars August 22, 2017

Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 29, 2015

cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018