Bruce 

A Douche Bag Philadelphia Phillies fan. Usually weak and frail and couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag

There were a bunch of Bruces that got arrested after a Phillies game for rubbing each others nipples in public

Bruce by Chkblz October 11, 2023

bruce 

Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.

Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.

I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,

bruce by brewyboy November 1, 2023

Bruce 

A very nice person who has suffered the brunt of other's bullying and childhood trauma, who is nice to a fault but has weak moments like we all do, but they can breakdown when provoked and sometimes just lose it or get mad. Generally attractive, modest. They can make you laugh so easily and they have a flare in their personality, like they're a secretly got an acting gig on the side. You'll never know their real pain unless you're a true friend and they feel safe enough they can open up. They make an amazing friend and you'd be lucky to have them!

Hey. Be nice. He's a Bruce.

Bruce by Emmett L. Brown November 17, 2023

Bruce 

Your friend who's an asshole who'll also kick other people's asses if they ever look at your ass without ass-king permission to.

Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."

Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"

Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."

Bruce by S0ulong November 20, 2023

Bruce 

Bruce is the most beautiful and amazing boy you will ever meet. He is so sweet and caring and he is the best boyfriend. You are so lucky if you can claim yourself a Bruce.

"Bruce is my amazing boyfriend!"

Bruce by itsbayaofcc November 20, 2023

Bruce 

He is a kind person who is selfless but gets too attached too easily, beware if you make him too upset he isn’t afraid to tell you to “STOP” he’s not afraid to share his opinions no matter how controversial they may be, doesn’t like fast paced games and will exit the room if it’s not fair, and sometimes he’s just there

Bruce said loudly, “SLOW DOWN!”

Bruce by bllabot November 22, 2023

Bruce 

A fat pick me

Person 1 : Hey have you seen that fat boy?
Person 2 : Oh. thats bruce i heard he's bigger than 2 eaths together!

Bruce by Fattie231 February 13, 2024