Bothal middle school

Hardcore ragie middle school in the geordie town of ashington (aka ashganistan, ashittington, ashingtopia on a good day).
Proper english doenst exist in the school, replaced by the local slang like man how man like....
Pupils kill time by harassing crap english teachers, rioting around hairdressers, setting fire to gas taps, singing advert jingles in class and just generally being better than hirst park.

The year 8 pupils of 2011 are infamous throughout northumberland, striking fear into the hearts of sub teachers and residents of the neighboring bothal cottages. When they aren't at bothal they're most likely out smoking, getting pissed and giving the finger to the rest of the 'civil' world. lol.

An average conversation between two bothal middle school pupils:

Bothal 1: How man, wanna gan get pissed aver at my hoose?

Bothal pupil 2: Alreet. Ya want a tab?

Bothal pupil 1: Aye like *takes cigarette*

Hirst park pupil: ...Wa? *scratches arse*

by zilerobma April 23, 2011

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

a terrifying insult, only chosen ones can use it

Dude, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

by Krenarc October 7, 2021

both

The wonderful state of being high and drunk simultaneously. After you try both, there's no other way to be.

This party won't be fun unless I'm utterly annihilated. Time to get both.

by Bob Shilaski October 9, 2010

why bother?

the eternal question.

I was feeling a bit 'existential-ish', and I said to him, "why bother?" He replied, "we're having takeout pizza tonight".

by you'llbegladyoubothered January 13, 2010

Puking out both ends

Shitting and puking at the same time.

Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden I was puking out both ends!

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

botche

as in bitch but better

"i am not a bitch im a botche!"

by Nora Guzman :) December 18, 2007